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Inner Critic
02:38
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Got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I've got a bone to pick
With you
Bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
With you
All that remains to be seen
Is the unearthed inner horror story
The self critic can be so mean
I’m dying just trying to be me
Nothing’s ever good enough,
No matter what I do
Bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
With you
These voices found a new home
They come out of faces I know
I wish demeaning dialogue would die
Every word sputtered is a lie
Sticks and stones can’t break these bones
All that’s left is truth
Bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
With you
Got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
With you
Bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
With you
Maybe I should listen once in a while
It's not all hostile
I tell myself to give it a rest
May the inner critic rest in pieces
I’ve been beat down, but I’m not dead yet
There’s still living to do
Bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
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2. |
Junk Male
02:43
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I opened up some junk mail,
Just another dick pic
Completely unsolicited
(I'm really getting sick of it)
You're just another junk male
No one’s falling for your subject line
You think you're something special
But we know all about your kind
So log off
Leave us alone
Do you talk to your mom like that with your phone?
I hope this message is direct
We deserve respect
Stop sending us your junk, male
Tried to ignore this junk male,
Don't know what's so hard-to-get
When we unsubscribe from junk male
It means we just aren't into it
You're just another junk male
No one’s jazzed about your tactics
To you it's just flirtation
But really it's harassment
So piss off
Project your shame
Do you think we care when you call us names?
Let's have a long group chat
Would you consent to that?
Stop sending us your junk, male
I deleted all the junk mail
It was time to take out the trash
Deleting all your junk male
Can cost you half your contacts
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3. |
Casserole Gals
04:25
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Holy mackerel, eat my casserole
Phyllis Cheesesteak
Tuna Can Ann
Hamburger Patty
Pam Ham
Eggy Peggy
Green Bean Jean
Keto Karen
Four Cheese Denise
You’re out of potluck when you piss off Jan
You’ll end up in her cast iron pan
Marge wasn’t invited, but she still showed
She thinks she’s in charge, but she broke Casserole Code
She even broke the Meatloaf Oath
Who uses instant potatoes?!
Hospitality isn’t a competition
Unless you bring that shit to Jan’s kitchen
Turn up the heat next time we meet
Bring your appetite, it’s new recipe week
High-waisted pants, higher ambitions
Preheat the oven, let’s get bitchin’
Slow cooker
Slow cooker
Slow cooker
Slow cooker
Slow-cook her!
Slow-cook her!
Slow-cook her!
Slow-cook her!
Are you in the mood for comfort food?
Everyone’s a fan of Jan’s new dish
Little do they know the secret ingredient
If there was a contest, she’d be sure to win
"Hey Jan, tell me what’s in this again?"
“Brutal noodles, vindictive vegetables, mystery meat - I’m sure its sourcing was ethical”
High taste, higher expectations
It’s too bad Barbara-que was still on vacation
If another gal ever gets on her nerves
She’ll be the next dish that Jan serves
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